Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
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the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
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Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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