we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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