I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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