nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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