If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
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he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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