why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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