Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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