Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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