He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
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true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
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I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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