: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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