Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
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Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
You can't just leave with hair like that
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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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