I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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