i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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