quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
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i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
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Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
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