Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
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So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Is Oprah even human
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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