You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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