I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
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It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
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why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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