My brain says no but my pants say off.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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