at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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