There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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