I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
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If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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