That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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