I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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