You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
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The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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