Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Dick very happy bro
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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