so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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