ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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