'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I think my moral compass just broke
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