I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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