he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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