i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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