It's like God shit irony all over that family
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
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im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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