so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
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they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
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do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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