I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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