Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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