right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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