i just google imaged poop.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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