it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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