i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
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Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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