have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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