HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
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I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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