Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Every concussion has its silver lining
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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