3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
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Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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