the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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