i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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