If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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