Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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