You're my little dorito
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
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He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
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Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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