Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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