she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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