I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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