beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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