Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
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Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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