dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
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Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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