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she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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