I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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