You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
